Archive for April, 2008

English test

April 24, 2008 · Filed under fun

this is the funniest english test ever had too!

listen to one of the few sentence oral test. Indeed i was long time nv have test, I just forget i need to answer full sentence..

Hana: how are you?

me: im fine.

Hana: what you like to do during your weekend

me: i will go to church in sundays, and i usually stay at home on saturdays or clean my room (KONONNYA, I WHERE GOT CLEAN MY RoOM HAHAHA)

it goes well until…

Hana: What is SII company main business.

me: er……. yellow pages production… (sweat =.=”)

Hana: what is the qualification for your job

me: ER>>>>>> The minimun qualification is to know illustrator, photoshop & also quark software. Also need to know basic design skill (sweating more d)

the funniest is….

Hana: who is your boss?

me: my boss?????? what boss? *#$_)#($

Hana: can be any boss (she like not looking at me at all.)

me: ER…!!!! (====.===”")

Hana: can be your direct boss

me: o.. Jurina (i donno whether i answer correctly or not.. here seems like got so many boss. if she wants the germany boss then die i donno his name, Jurina is my teamlead).

then she knock her head. i saw she write some comment on this question hahaha sei.. so paiseh.. BUT next funnie answer

Hana: What is the Apatetic food in Malaysia? ( i still don get what she mean till now)

me:…… (what the heck is the meaning) RICE!! (without thinking twice)

Hana: serve with?

me: hur? …………………………….. (think for 30 second, i actually very paiseh d.. coz i answer this kind of answer.. then i keep thinking wat rice serve with wat? sambal? mix rice? vegetable? nasi lemak.. bla bla.. in order not to throw so much face.. i decided to answer… ) sorry i donno how to answer

Hana: ? .. ok..

it end after many other questions. we also have other section test like grammer n writting. so the result is..

[5:21 PM] joleen: hihi
[5:22 PM] jurina: yup
[5:22 PM] joleen: erh i got join english class tak?
[5:26 PM] jurina: yup
[5:26 PM] jurina: u know ure result already kan?
[5:26 PM] joleen: roughly
[5:28 PM] jurina: overall u pre intermediate
[5:29 PM] jurina: so u are qualified to join the course tomorrow
[5:29 PM] joleen: haha

= =”" at first i tot im so bad in english so im QUALIFIED to join english class.

but after all..

there is few level

Level stage:

Basic

Elementary

Pre-Intermediate

Intermediate

Upper-Intermediate

Advanced

who say my english that bad neh! wushahahahahha at least im in the middle :P XD

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thai camp

April 23, 2008 · Filed under camp, church, friend, fun, holiday, me & john

basically i have different feeling for this camp. lol. this time is different from last time, this time this camp is relaxing.

Spiritually

He speak to me in 3 areas.

1. finance, same like old time. where my heart is, the treasure will be. I felt lik im limited God’s power in my finance area. I always look at how poor am i but nv tot of how much God Bless me. N also coz of the mind set i have, i try to keep treasure as much as i can so that i can have saving even thinking not to give much to God. I am wrong, N He speak to me in this.

2. Give more, i always think that i have given much. I have nothing left to give, in my strength, in my time, in my effort, heart n even money. But God rebuke me that He says that “see i have given u so much in the past, i bless u so much in the past, i have done so many things in the past. Why cant u give ur heart more to me? I want more of your heart, give more to me” I just realize, i haven give my very best to God.

3. Woship Him, Somehow i just reminded a passage on How win Jericho city for Joshua in Joshua 6. God fight for men. Joshua n his team jus follow God totally by fooling themselve marching the city for 7 days. Blowing trumpet n shout. These instruction is insane i mean in this world, but by following fool instruction n giving praise to God. God fight 100% for men. God sees heart who believe Him, praise Him for all time. I start giving thanks to God coz now our J gen project is did according book of Joshua 1:9. I think God try to tell us something from there.

physically blessing.

1. Food – i ate mango rice, pork feet rice XD, green curry (man we ask for so many wheres only can get this lol u cant believe that), tomyam, beef noodle (nice ler), pork noodle, pork burger, shrimp ball in MCD. super duper hot maggie cup -.-”"”"” ( i will update once i get those photos lol). and ALOT OF SNACKSSSSS so niceeeeeee!!!

2. Trip- i tot no chance to sit on tut tut.. but neh… God knows my heart desire… ahaha once we are rushing from one place to our hotel. we sit on tut tut. its something ike this vechile at john banner http://www.elluminate.blogspot.com/ you can go n see hehe. then we 4 person sit on tut tut (actually just for 2). so its so dangerous but very syiok lol.. the tut tut is speeding haha. then there is one time we sit on Song tel (their mini vechicle also which look like a public transport in nepal for like 8 ppl only) to Khon Kean Uni, the driver drop us at the other end of the UNI! means .. we go for the wrong place, (UNI in thailand is super big, the place as big as Cyberjaya ). so we try to get another song tel, we see alot things in the Uni. makes me think of in Nepal again, which is nice.. hoho..

3. shopping. we walk n take own transport to shop. very nice, I like when we donno the language n try to ask around. coz i feel like im bag packing.. this time they ask la, i jus follow haha. a bought a cheap yet nice shirt (freddy said i look prettier lol). rm13 (show the photo next time). Also get alot of cheap souvenirs and one very nice warehouse is toys warehouse!!! inside got alot of soft toys.. so tempted to get .. but thinking of i seldom hugs.. then suak liao hahahahhaa.. XD jus bought for souvenirs.

4. AMEN.. thai bro sis very generous in giving AMEN. so same this time, they always shout AMEN to support pastor in preaching, at the same time showing up banner .. lol.. that is so nice. so Khang Wei decided to make 3 set for Hope serdang ppl. we did.. but due to we don have that habbit of shouting AMEN, so kinda ambarrase to do it for the first few times.. hahaha so we think that we got to practise first next time.. lol…

5. Others-

thai sis n bro send me n John to take bus, then another sister fetch us to Air Port free of charge! (we wanted to give money but she don wan to take) i was so touch .. coz they sacrifice their time n money for us. their hospitality always make me sweet in heart.

my dad give me a real nice headphone T.T i been suffering from no headphone to use in office lol..

AGK. K.55 (this is K.44, similiar like this) lol.. NICE wo.. never hurt my ear. n won get easily tired coz of hearing (previously one i very easy tired listening).

John bless me this thailand flight ticket which worth RM400!.

i have a new good fren which is Crystal from Nilai hahaha XD.

thats all for now first hehehhee

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Fly to Thailand looo~~~

April 16, 2008 · Filed under church, fun

yey going thailand lo… packing n fly !! go Thai Camp looo, bye bye la every one in malaysia.. DOn miss me yea i know u won’t :( especially cg ppl they so happy .. (wan to rest for cg one week somemore). Jus kidding

the flight date is tmr not today!….

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business dream

April 15, 2008 · Filed under fun

i always have a dream to start business.. especially selling my own design..

the proof is..

when i was standard 3. my sis standard 2, i tell my sis i will sell to her fren some cards that i made.. ow yes.. 30 cent, 50 cent etc.. my sis agree.. but i think she is so shameful to sell off.. so she hide all the card. n she pay me with her money = =”"”"” my dream broken.. kesian my sis.. she is too understanding (Nah, i think i too fierce..)

so now.. what am i think of to sell? YEA birthday card

due to copyrighted and haven ask the person permision so make “blur” effect first.. hhahaha

price for one card (RM50).

rm20 for each badge

rm50 for each card

rm40 for each postcard

yea so wish that one day can sell that high price..

JOLEEN, stop dreaming.. >.<”"

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IQ and EQ test

April 15, 2008 · Filed under fun

Just like many of the days, have no job in the office. Then mayb u will think Joleen will take this time to read bible for 8.5hours or pray for 2 hours!. OW NO! i didn,t!. Or u will think she will do design to improve her own skill! NO NO NO.. im not doing all these..

usually first thing in the office i will check mail, read abit of bible, listen music, pray abit.. after that … i will surf net and chatting! jus like all of u lol. coz my new place no longer a sacred place to read bible n pray.. is an opening space now.. Or more extreme.. i will put my pillow on the table n sleep.. i seldom care of how ppl looking at me haha (in the condition when there is so free, i don like pretending to be so hardworking ).

But i got good habbit too which i don watch movie & play game … XD so..

today i did IQ and EQ test.

the result for IQ is 112

u can go to http://it.21cn.com/zhuanti/iq/ n test urself ;) BUT DON CHEAT O.. u can cheat one actually

er i lazy to explain one by one to eugene. in conclusion is .. i have quite high IQ rate! not very very very good. but consider good la. haha.. n one survey from http://www.psytopic.com/mag/post/global-inter-ethnic-iq-intelligence-assessment-of-the-race.html

(sorry eugene, is chinese again.. btw u can use http://babelfish.altavista.com/ to translate it to english haha.. jus kididng.. )

the survey talking about Asian’s IQ normally is 106, Cacausian 100, USA african 85, and other place African are 70. hei i have more than 106! .. but wat am i doing here = =”"”"” surfing net n do nothing.. lol..

EQ test i have 119. which is normal rate. i tried 2 times testing.. still in same categary.. haha i accept it lo

http://www.yqrc.com/show_info.asp?id=212

说明你的EQ一般，对于一件事，你不同时候的表现可能不一，这与你的意识有关，你比前者更具有EQ意识，但这种意识不是常常都有，因此需要你多加注意、时时提醒。

i think is saying that people like me.. i react differently to different situation depend on my concioousness. But not all the time i can be rational, so i have to always take care of this area..

I think is true.. haha i can be good in certain area of emotion but not good in the area of anger, or if i keep too long of sadness well i still will burst in the end.

COnclusion, I am generally smart! If work much on improving emotion then i can be great! (of course guided by God..) :P XD self praise.. beh tahan. of course you can do it when is so wu liao like me :P

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我是人

April 11, 2008 · Filed under Uncategorized

在教会里我是个小领袖，在家是大姐大，在CYBERJAYA的家也是长老。老了可不好玩… 唯独在工作上是无名小卒.

很多时候作领袖, 你的行为举止都能影响别人. 别人会觉得你什么都能做, 很多方面都很强.

“阿, 这个星期我很忙.. 不能来..” “你可以代替我做这个事吗?” 这是很常听到的事情. 再不然, 领袖有去不完的会议…

“这个星期有会议必须要出席” 有时候我很想推, 因为原本想去拍拖. 就是一些临时一定要出席的会议, 结果就删掉我原本的计划. 有时气死人的是, 当我出席时别人迟大到.. @.@ (那是很久很久的事情了, 现在安排时间比较妥当了)

有时候, 是欲哭无泪. 我算是完美主义者, 也是个情绪化的人. 其实有很多事情都能让我担心及伤心久久.. 最近有些事情发生. 在家里的时候, 不知要告诉谁.. 结果泪水就往肚里吞, 我还记得我连主日崇拜也不想去了.

“为什么你的脸这么难看?” 秀林见到我时这么说 “没什么,只是睡不好” 我根本不敢看她.. 过了几天才告诉她我的近况…

“其实你可以告诉一些家里的人, 她们都很成熟稳重” 这时才发现自己这么傻, 其实我只是个普通人.. 不必每个时刻把自己伪装得很高兴, 向没事发生一样. 而且应该让身边的人关心自己一些, 所以过后我渐渐的比较愿意分享自己的烦恼.

我是人, 是个普通的人.也是充满缺点的人, 但是想告诉一些的人听. 我明白你们的心情, 我关心你们每个人.. 每当一个人有事情, 我都会担心. 我知道现在是个难过的时候, 我知道你们心里很难过.. 我也很难过, 但是..

当我们最软弱的时候,就显得我们的神的大能. 让我们经历神的恩典…

祷告 I Pray

E B7/Eb C#m G#m A E/G#

祷告因为我渺小 祷告因为我知道我需要 明瞭

F#m B7 E B7/Eb

你心意对我重要 祷告已假裝不了

C#m G#m A E/G# F#m B7

祷告因为你的爱我需要你关怀我走过的你都明白

E G#m A G#m

有些事我只想要对你说因你比任何人都爱我

F#m C#m A B7

痛苦從眼中流下 我知道你为我擦

E G#m A B7 E

在早晨我也要來对你说主耶稣今天我为你活

F#m E A E/G# F#m B7 E

所需要的力量都天天赐给我 你恩典夠我用

English (for eugene haha)

In church im a small leader, Im the eldest in the family, in esther house im a senior, thats
not fun to getting old, haha . except i’m still a junior in my work place.

many times to be a leader, your actions is very influencial.. and people will think that you are competent in many areas.

” this week im very busy, so cannot come..” “can you replace this for me?” this is usual things thats always hear. Else, there is forever un ending meetings to attend haha.

” this week meeting you must come” sometimes i wish to reject so that can pakto hehe. But coz of the meeting is compulsary so i cancel my original date due to last minutes inform. Sometimes makes me even angry is people come really late.. @.@ ( this is long time ago story, now my time management much better d hehe).

I consider a perfectionist, therefore I am emotional. In reality, manythings will make me sad & worried. Many times i condemm myself for Im not good enough thats why bad things happen. (ricky know me very well in this.) Recently there is things happen, and i do not know who to turn to at home..

” why your face look so bad today?” Siew lin ask “ah nothing, just doesn sleep well” I don dare to look at her, I only tell her few days later.

“actually you can tell some of your housemates, they are very mature” i only realize that iM very foolish to keep everything myself, i am just human after all who no need to pretend to be happy all the time.

Im just a human with alot of weaknesses, i wish to tell some group of people that i understand your feeling, I concern each one of you. I will be worried if any  one of you facing problems and trials. But I am certain that this is just a temporary period, when we are weak then He is strong..

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洗

April 8, 2008 · Filed under Uncategorized

心情不高兴的时候，就会一直洗。

自从不愉快事情发生过后。我一直洗手。。 公司的洗手液给我洗得很多。。 仿佛想洗掉不愉快的回忆。哈哈。。 我觉得是个习惯了。洁癖？因该不会

然后，再更不愉快的话。就会躲进厕所洗头！（家里的）。其实洗时，顺便洗掉脸上流下的鼻涕。。 哈哈， 更烦时，就会拼命的刷头。。希望刷出答案。。 结果，我同事忍不住问。为什么我时常回家洗澡哈哈。。

特殊爱好。你不觉得冲凉房是最好的避难所？是我的。。。。 哈哈

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Resting

April 4, 2008 · Filed under Uncategorized

this is what i want for now

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Ken Lee

April 2, 2008 · Filed under fun

i love this video very much lol…

This gal Valentine Hassan. very famous now because of this song.. KEN LEE>>

she has innovate her own style of singing, her fans follow her way of singing.. jus find on youtube,, lol

Lyric

Ken Lee 

No one ken to ken to sivmen
nor yon clees toju maliveh
When I gez aju zavateh na nalechu more
New yonooz tonigh molinigh
Yon sorra shooo
Yes ee shooo, ooo

Ken Lee tulibu dibu douchoo
Ken Lee Ken Lee meju more

 

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fun cg

April 1, 2008 · Filed under Uncategorized

last week after sunday service… was so starving to eat Puchong yong tou fu.. coz i fail to eat previous day..

at first no one wan to join me, jus jinnie.. then after that i pull sheue yun in.. LAST minutes got another car want to join me.. so we got total 8ppl go for that yong tou fu .

this puchong yong tou fu very famous geh.. its like buffet style where let us choose the vege d. then they will put meat inside the vege n cook on the spot.

so the guys go n choose . during the mean time i go to toilet … i walk pass them.. i saw one guy take so many tou fu .. then i was curious is it that night our main dish is tou fu pok, i think got 10 plus lo…. haha at the same time i explain to them they got meat ball to order.. so .. freddy tot is very small meat ball.. so he order 16 !. so in total

1. 16 big meat ball

2. 10+ fu pei meat

3. 10+ tou fu pok

4. 10 shui jiao ( i observe)

5. yang jiao dou + chili

6. 4 ai gua..

got 5 plates goreng one n 4 bowl soup.. we all shock gau gau.. normally wat we order in restaurant the most is 4 pieces per person.. now per person got to eat like at least 8 pieces.. many ppl walk pass one see with weird face.. then they pin point to each other for ordering so many.. somemroe steward thought not enough food. he add the 4 ai gua which no one want to eat at the end.. yea we pay for rm11.5 per person lol..

fei ling ask steward to ta pau.. that day we keep make fun of her n steward.. really beh tahan.. then fei ling gets all the ai gua .. (blue cucumber?).. yes actually is left over food from us hahah but the left over not enough 10 pieces. keng …donno who eat the most.

2nd thing make me laugh is chia hong n jason.

last time the first time both of them lead praise n worship in cg.. i abit “no eye to see” coz they only practise 20 min before cg start. i think mayb less than that, jason almost wan to sing one song nia but chia hong cannot accept the fact that he only able to play one song.. haha so he force jason to choose another song. then the session turn out funny lz.

then last week is the 2nd time they work together.. this time they wan to do better so they choose very hard song which is now that you are near , mighty to save & you are my world. first thing i ask are u sure.. chia hong say this time cannot “throw face” again.. really laugh kau kau.. he really practise for few days o n its good. haha seems like chia hong cannot throw his face again on praise n worship session together with jason. mayb can put them to lead in bigger group hor haha

lol. mayb u don understand the fun.. nwm

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